My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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