sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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