Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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