just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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