you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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