so explain again why im purple
no
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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