She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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