Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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