You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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