i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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