pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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