Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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