you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
