Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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