I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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