yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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