I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
