Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You ruined the universe
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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