I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm bleeding and have questions
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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