i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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