We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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