why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I love having hate sex.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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