My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Last time i carry you out of a forest
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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