I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So much Jack, so little girl.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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