Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
