i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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