This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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