are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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