they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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