I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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