"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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