she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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