my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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