I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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