i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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