sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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