she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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