Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
