The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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