he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
