K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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