I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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