maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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