some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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