Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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