i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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