He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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