so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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