Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
