She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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