According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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