Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
