I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You did what with his pubic hair?
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